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Thứ Ba, 10 tháng 5, 2011

BROTHERS' SAKE PROJECT

Brothers’ Sake Project - Help students pass B English examination and help people who truly want to LEARN English

Initial words:
We launch this project in order to help students who want to pass the B English Examination, especially students who are studying in University of Social sciences and Humanities, Ho Chi Minh City (USSH). This is the place that we will share our experiences on how to pass the exam.

According to the USSH Office of Academic Affairs, one survey is revealed recently shows that every year, we have about 30 – 40% students can’t pass the B exam in English and can’t graduate from our school on due dates. So in my opinion, I think that it’s high time that we launched a project to help students solve problems on the exam.

This project aims at people who want to find out useful information about the exam as well as tips and tricks but don’t know where to ask. It will be a trusted resource for you. We believe that it is about to help you have elementary knowledge, first familiarity and a little bit of overall glimpse about the exam.

In this project, we have: graduate students (Ms. Hà, Ms. Hiếu Hạnh); undergraduate students (Mr. Anh Tú, Ms. Hằng, Mr. Đăng); professors (Ms. Huyền, Ms. Nhân, Ms. Lê, Mr. Thông) are available to help us. They all have a good command of English and have experiences in English learning as well.

Several people I’ve mentioned above have passed the B English exam in our university already. Some others have got experiences in English learning and skills in preparing for other exams such as IELTS, TOELF IBT. Now we hope those people will take some time to help their friends, their classmates and their junior students pass the exam.

We hope you will get some tips and gain experiences from them and pass the exam with flying colors.

Parts of the exam:
In B English examination in our university, we have three parts that you have to work on: listening, reading and finally we have speaking. We don’t have writing test. Well actually in other words we can say that we don’t have to write English in genuine contexts. However, in reading test, you have to do several tasks including writing several sort sentences. It is believed that they aren’t as very hard as you write in other exams like IELTS or TOELT. So don’t worry too much, after taking the exam, you will see that it is not as difficult as you thought. Of course, if you are well-prepared for the exam.

We will discuss every part in the test:
  1. Listening test
  2. Reading test
  3. Speaking test
Now we will give you some tips and tricks on those tests one by one.

1.     Listening test:
First of all, in B English Examination we have listening test. We can say that is the hardest part you have to work on. For all our students, listening test is always a complicated test that we have to do. And for many reasons, this is the part that many students failed or got low grades. We have many students have to take this test for over three times to pass it over.

In listening test, it takes you about 20 minutes. You will hear four parts and each part will be spoken two times. In this test, we have four mini parts:

Part 1:
Directions: In this part you will hear a question spoken in English, followed by three printed responses. Make your answer on your answer sheet. You will hear the recording twice.
Example:
  1. _______________?
  2. I’m from London.
  3. I’m fine. Thank you, and you?
  4. I’m twenty-two years old.
You will hear: “Where are you from?”
You have to hear what the question is and understand all the answers so that you will choose the correct answer. Taking from our example above, the correct answer that’s best for the question is answer A. “Where are you from?”, so the correct answer is “I’m from London.”
According to the TOEIC test, they give us some tips and tricks as below:

Tips:
  • The first word of the question will help you to know what kind of answer is required.
What, where, who, why, how – ask for information.
Do, does, did, are, is, will, can – usually need a “yes” or “no” answer.
  • Questions that contain “or” and require a choice never have yes/no answers.
“Did you stay home or go out last night?” “I went to a movie.”
  • Sometimes you will hear a statement, not a question. However, it still requires an answer.
“Thanks for dinner.” “You’re welcome.”

Tricks:
Pay attention to words that sound the same (homonyms).
e.g: two, too, to
Look out for tag questions that are added to the end of statements.
That movie was great, wasn’t it?
Watch out for indirect answers. Sometimes the answer to a yes/no question does not include the words “yes” or “no”.
e.g: “Is there enough gas in the car?” “I just filled it yesterday.”

Part 2:
Directions: In this part of the test, you will hear several conversations between two people. In your paper test you will read one (or two) question(s) about each conversation. You are to choose the best answer to each question and mark it on the answer sheet.
According to the TOEIC test, they give us some tips and tricks as below:

Tips:
  • Look at the question before the dialog begins. If you have time, look at the answers as well.
  • While you are listening to the dialog, try to imagine where the speakers are.
  • Read all the answers before making your choice.
Tricks:
  • Watch out for answers that are true, but not related to the question. Don’t answer too quickly. Read all the options before you choose.
  • Watch out for distracting numbers. These may include dates, times, and numbers of things or people. Preview the question to help you listen for the right information.
Parts 3:
Directions: In this part of the test, you will hear several short talks. There are two questions followed with four answers after each talk. You are to choose the best answer to each question and mark on your answer sheet.
According to the TOEIC test, they give us some tips and tricks as below:

Tips:
  • Listen closely to the introduction preceding the talk. It will tell you the number of the questions related to the talk. It will also tell you what type of information you will hear (news report, weather report, advertisement, recorded message, announcement, etc.).
  • Try to preview the questions before the talk begins. This will help you listen for the information required by the questions.
  • Begin to answer the questions as soon as the talk is finished. Don’t wait for the speaker.
Tricks:
  • Incorrect answers may contain similar sounding words.
e.g: The woman is typing at the table.
  • Incorrect answers may give you wrong pronouns, numbers and locations.
e.g: He is typing at the table./ There are two typewriters./ The woman is sitting under the table.
  • Incorrect answers may include a correct word.
e.g: The typewriter is for sale./ The woman is sitting with some friends.
  • Listen closely to the introduction preceding the talk. It will tell you the number of the questions related to the talk. It will also tell you what type of information you will hear (news report, weather report, advertisement, recorded message, announcement, etc.).
  • Try to preview the questions before the talk begins. This will help you listen for the information required by the questions.
  • Begin to answer the questions as soon as the talk is finished. Don’t wait for the speaker.
Part 4:

Directions: In this section, you will hear a talk about certain topics. Listen and fill the numbered spaces. Write your answer on the answer sheet.
Tips and tricks of this part are similar to that of part 1, 2, 3 above.

General recommendations:
If you want to pass the test with flying colors, you have to learn many words and have a good range of vocabularies. Though the test has many speakers and you will hear variety of accents, I can tell you that almost of the speakers you hear have American accent. So if you want to familiarize with the test before hand, you can hear video from many books such as Know How (1, 2, 3) – Oxford University Press; TOEIC (Starter TOEIC, Developing TOEIC, TOEIC Analyst, Target TOEIC) – Compass Publishing, Vietnamese Edition published by First News – Tri Viet. Those books are designed for students from beginner to intermediate level of English. I think they will help you all despite your different backgrounds of English proficiency.
 

 2.     Reading test:
In reading test, you will perform how well you understand written English and how well your English grammar is. This test will last about 60 minutes and you also have four mini parts in this one.

Part 1: Reading Comprehension
Directions: In this part, you will read two passages and choose the best answer to each question. Record your answers on the answer sheet.

Tips:
In this part you will read various topics. Several topics are really complicated especially topics are related to natural sciences such as topics referring to wild animals, plants, physics, chemistry or geography.
Many students find out that it is very difficult because they usually get stuck when they see too many new words in a context. We recommend you should follow these steps followed:
-         Don’t choose answers quickly, we recommend that you read the passage from the beginning to the end once at first.
-         After that you read all questions and answers on your test paper carefully.
-         Reread the passage once again.
-         Turn back to the passage and underline sentences you think they are related to the questions and answers.
-         Find out facts and details and determine which answers you think are correct.

Don’t worry too much about new vocabularies. You can guess their meanings from the general context. If you can’t understand the meaning of one word, ignore it and try to work on other works. We’d prefer to understand the whole idea of the passage rather than understand all sentences one by one.
If you don’t fully grasp the meaning of one word, try to guess what kind words this word belongs to: noun, verb, adjective, adverb… This step may help you choose the answer more accurately.

Part 2: Grammar and Vocabulary
Directions: In this part you will have 15 incomplete sentences. Beneath each sentence you will see four words or phrases marked A, B, C and D. Choose the one word or phrase that best completes the sentence. Record your answers on your answer sheet.
Example:
  1. Our friends offered _____ us some of their camping equipment for our trip to the mountains.
  2. lending            B. to lend             C. to have lent               D. on lending
Hint: After “offer” you add “to infinitive” therefore you should choose “to lend”. So the correct answer is B.
The answer C is grammatically correct but it expresses a different meaning. “To have +past participle” means something you should have done but you didn’t do in the past.

Example: I should have learnt English carefully when I was in university.
The sentence above expresses the meaning that you didn’t learn English carefully when you were in university and now you regret because of it.

Tips:
It is believed that this part is closely to your experiences in test taking as you were in high school. This part tests how well you understand written English; how well your English grammar is and how wide your English vocabularies. You should read the incomplete sentence and all the answers carefully. You don’t have to know every word in the incomplete sentence. Find out what kind word you need to fill the blank: noun, verb, adjective, adverb…

3.     Speaking test:
In this section, I will give you information and help you pass speaking test in general not only pass IELTS speaking test, TOELF speaking test or B level speaking test as well. I hope this article below will help you:

How to speak English?
It’s all a question of practice

There are basically two types of speaking: spoken production (simply producing words) and spoken interaction (speaking/conversing with other people). Both are important, but this time we’re looking at spoken production.

Spoken production is all about producing language. It’s about speaking clearly and correctly. It’s your ability to pronounce words, use the correct stress and intonation and select words that are appropriate for your purpose. Spoken production activities include reading a written text aloud, speaking from notes, acting in a play, talking about your life, singing a song and telling a story. It may also include giving presentations, expressing arguments in a debate, giving a speech or making a sports commentary.

First, let’s put speaking into perspective. Speaking in any language is difficult... even in your own language. In fact, if you listen to recordings of native English speakers, you’ll be surprised at how “badly” many people speak spontaneously: there are examples of hesitation, false starts, mumbling, unclear language and even errors. Very few people can speak really well, and those who can, usually spend hours preparing and practicing their speeches. The thing is that speaking “well” depends on a lot of factors: your motivation, your physical and mental state at the time of speaking, who you’re speaking to, how well you know the topic, where you are, the time of day, and a hundred other things.

The way to improve your speaking is to practice. You could do some “shadowing”. This involves copying native speakers who are speaking on audio or video recordings. Just get access to an audio file, put on your headphones, press play and start speaking at the same time as the native English speakers. This is a great way to improve your pronunciation. You could also do the same with songs, by singing along to your favorite songs. Another good technique is to read aloud. This will help you practice saying the words and expressions. Just get a copy of a text or book that you find interesting, and read parts of it out loud.

Repetition is also important. Repeat key sentences and expressions over and over again until they become automatic. Do some language fluency drills with your teacher to build up fluency. Memorize chunks of language or entire paragraphs. This will really help. A lot of the language we use when speaking consists of set expressions and chunks of language that are repeated. Also, practice telling your favorite stories or anecdotes. Write them out first. Then, make notes and practice saying them to yourself... and then in public. The more you practice them, the better you’ll get at telling them, and soon you’ll be a story-telling expert.

Speaking well requires practice, and a lot of time and effort. Are you ready?

Good luck!

Written by Ho Quoc Nam
Inspired by Thu Lai
10/5/2010
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Bảy, 30 tháng 4, 2011

Trailer Lục Lạc Vàng 6/2011


Mời các bạn xem trailer chương trình Lục Lạc Vàng bắt đầu phát sóng vào ngày 12 tháng 6 năm 2011 trên kênh VTV1, VTV4 và 13 đài truyền hình địa phương.

30.4.2011
Hồ Quốc Nam
http://hoquocnam.blogspot.com

Thứ Bảy, 16 tháng 4, 2011

Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) - The Beatles


Bài hát Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) do nhóm nhạc The Beatles thể hiện. Nếu bạn đã từng đọc tác phẩm Rừng Nauy của nhà văn Nhật Bản Huraki Murakami bạn sẽ bắt gặp nhà văn này cũng đã từng sử dụng bài hát này làm chất liệu cho sáng tác của mình. Mời bạn cùng lắng nghe những giai điệu ngọt ngào của ca khúc!

I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me
She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood?
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on the rug, biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said, 'It's time for bed'

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, norwegian wood?

16/4/2010
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Năm, 7 tháng 4, 2011

50 NĂM NỮA

Chúng ta đã may mắn gặp nhau trong cuộc đời này
Cuộc đời của những đau thương, muộn phiền và mất mát
Giận hờn làm chi hỡi em yêu...
Bởi tất cả chỉ là đống tro tàn của thời gian

Đống tro tàn sẽ chôn cả anh và em vào lòng đất...
Cùng với những dĩ vãng
Ai biết trước được chuyện gì sẽ xảy ra ngày mai và sau 50 năm nữa?
Chỉ biết rằng anh và em và tất cả rồi cũng sẽ chia tay

Chia tay để đi vào lòng đất, nhường bước cho một thế hệ mới hơn
Thế hệ của những đau thương, muộn phiền và mất mát
Thế hệ rồi cũng sẽ bị chôn vùi bởi đống tro tàn của thời gian...
Cũng như anh và em và tất cả

Vậy hỡi em yêu! Em đang tìm kiếm những gì trong cuộc đời này?
Hay chúng ta cũng chỉ là thế hệ của đau thương, muộn phiền và mất mát?
Hãy để cho 50 năm sau nữa trả lời cho câu hỏi của ngày hôm nay
Câu hỏi của anh và em và của những ai đau thương, muộn phiền và mất mát.

07/4/2011
Hồ Quốc Nam
(tặng G)

Chủ Nhật, 27 tháng 3, 2011

The day before you came - ABBA


Một trong những ca khúc để lại nhiều xúc cảm nhất của ban nhạc huyền thoại ABBA, bài hát The day before you came. Mời các bạn cùng thưởng thức!

Songwriters: Ulvaeus, Bjorn; Andersson, Benny

I must have left my house at eight, because I always do
My train, I'm certain, left the station just when it was due
I must have read the morning paper going into town
And having gotten through the editorial, no doubt I must have frowned
I must have made my desk around a quarter after nine
With letters to be read, and heaps of papers waiting to be signed
I must have gone to lunch at half past twelve or so
The usual place, the usual bunch
And still on top of this I'm pretty sure it must have rained
The day before you came

I must have lit my seventh cigarette at half past two
And at the time I never even noticed I was blue
I must have kept on dragging through the business of the day
Without really knowing anything, I hid a part of me away
At five I must have left, there's no exception to the rule
A matter of routine, I've done it ever since I finished school
The train back home again
Undoubtedly I must have read the evening paper then
Oh yes, I'm sure my life was well within its usual frame
The day before you came

I must have opened my front door at eight o'clock or so
And stopped along the way to buy some Chinese food to go
I'm sure I had my dinner watching something on TV
There's not, I think, a single episode of Dallas that I didn't see
I must have gone to bed around a quarter after ten
I need a lot of sleep, and so I like to be in bed by then
I must have read a while
The latest one by Marilyn French or something in that style
It's funny, but I had no sense of living without aim
The day before you came

And turning out the light
I must have yawned and cuddled up for yet another night
And rattling on the roof I must have heard the sound of rain
The day before you came

27/03/2011
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Sáu, 25 tháng 3, 2011

Light my fire - The Doors

Mời các bạn cùng thư giãn với ca khúc Light my fire của nhóm The Doors.

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire

25/3/2011
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Năm, 10 tháng 3, 2011

Students: Empowerment comes through Journal Writing

Students, as a Social Work Practice Advisor and Teacher I highly advise that if you want to be honest, upright, and engage in a workplace environment that is your vocational calling, then it is time to sit down and start writing daily, if possible, like before you go to bed.

Writing helps to keep your heart and soul linked with your mind. Trust me, too often in my life, I was operating from the head of intellectualism and rationalization but through daily journal writing, I got connected to the person that I was meant to be. The journey was long. Many ship wrecks, but nowadays, my vocational calling is built on a mission and purpose. Like Palmer Parker, once I got my heart and soul connected, then doors opened, blessings, and God's grace flowing here and there.

Friends of Social Media, take heed to what you have heard in class from our Instructor, Fr. Joseph Vu Huu Hien. He has asked you to write Journal Entries on Daily Gospels. This might seem a bit challenging; and you might want to start simply sharing an ordinary day you encountered with yourself. soon you will find that the Gospels will become relevant and real to you as your heart opens.

As an English teacher in Pronunication and Conversations, so many Vietnamese students lament that they do not write well. I am convinced it is not they can not write, it is they do not know how to write. They know how to talk but not write.

 
Daily practice writing will help you in the long run

Students, I had the same problem you had when I was in high school and college. I was not a good writer. I could not express what I wanted to say. I thought I had to use big words to write, but really, I learned, I write just like I talk.

But here i am today. So many students and friends want me to write a book.

One thing to get centered on your writing is to think what gives you most compassion in life. Write about it. Or another idea is to find a book that says, "This is me". Examine the writer.

Like today, I spent the day reading about Palmer Parker because his writing is relevant material to read, because I believe his writings is relevant in Vietnam. I am convinced the more teachers, professors, and students look to the heart and soul, teaching and learning will be relevant.

As i look at titocovn.com online postings, I would say, we are making progress at least to keep our postings relevant to Christian life, church renewal, church and family life. We still need a writing group that is committed to unveiling the multiple layers of masks that we wear in church and outside the church. When we can simply wear our true face inside church and outside church, we are travellers with Footsteps like Jesus and St. Theresa of Lisuix.

mailinhduyen

10/3/2011
Hồ Quốc Nam

Flower selling project

I tell you my friends in flower-rose-selling project: Thanks to the project, I learned from you, I truly appreciated when we together went through hardships over the past several days. I learned from all of you, especially from a painstaking girl who taught me how to overcome daily obstacles and respect possessions achieved through hard working. She reminds me of my mother's maternal spirit and my 82-year-old grandmother’s sacrifice for me.

I've won friendship, working hard mental sense and experience in business affairs. So, the lesson I got is, “If I wanted to build a bridge to an isolated island, I would build it all by myself”. Understanding the valuable life I am given and honoring my given possessions are far better than win a high profit business, right?

Dear my friends, here do we get the bottom line is: we lost but still had fun though!

10/3/2011
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Bảy, 5 tháng 3, 2011

HOA HỒNG ĐÀ LẠT CHO NGÀY 08/03

HOA HỒNG ĐÀ LẠT: Ngày 08/03 này Nam cùng với các bạn sinh viên trường ĐH. KHXH&NV bán hoa hồng Đà Lạt (từ Đà Lạt mang xuống). Các bạn có nhu cầu mua thì ủng hộ Nam nhé. Ngoài bán lẻ tại một số địa điểm như KTX ĐHQG; ĐH. Giao thông Vận tải Q.9; ĐH. Khoa học Tự nhiên Q. Thủ Đức; ĐH. Ngoại thương Q. Bình Thạnh, ĐH.KHXH&NV Q.1, Nam còn nhận giao hoa với số lượng lớn (trên 10 bông là được), hãy liên lạc với Nam theo Số điện thoại 0908084899 hoặc qua email tentolanam@gmail.com. Giá mỗi bông là 10 ngàn đồng. Cám ơn!
 
05/3/2011
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Tư, 2 tháng 3, 2011

Facebook initiative

Facebook is too famous for a social utility that connects people with friends and others who work, study and live around them. People are too familiar to use Facebook to keep up with friends, to share links, to share photos and videos of themselves and their friends, and to learn more about the people they meet.

However, many people become Facebook addiction. It starts off with a simple exploration of your friends on the site and suddenly you are logging on 10 times a day to see if any of your friends have made updates to their profile, changed their relationship status or have posted new videos or articles. You are glued to your computer monitor and the only thing on the screen is Facebook. This is especially true when many applications and games are available on Facebook. You go online thinking you're going to do something useful like research a paper, read news, or improve your knowledge and suddenly the urge to visit Facebook pops up. You decide to give in to that urge, and the next thing you know it's two hours later and the only thing you've accomplished is that you've leveled up in Mafia Wars twice and done a complete renovation to your virtual cafe at Cafe World. Your time will disappear, day is shorter while there are hundreds of things you want to do.

Make Facebook worth spending time
Hence, what is the solution for that? Some people try to control the time on Facebook, but it is not a good solution. This is the reason why we are here.

If you can not give up, why don't make it more useful. We are here to introduce you the helpful applications on Facebook. Hence, the time you spend on Facebook is the time when you can learn, work and even earn a lot of money.

Our applications are widespread. They can be applications for Facebook users who want to change their Facebook wall to books with new knowledge, or for those finding suitable jobs. Moreover, they also provide services for companies, organizations who seek employees and want to advertise their products. Besides that, more and more people become Facebook users and most of them have special skills as well as knowledge on particular fields. Hence, why don't make Facebook become a big-cloud brain which can help everyone solve their problems thanks to other abilities. This is our biggest goal.

http://alwaysonline.info/

02/3/2011
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Bảy, 19 tháng 2, 2011

A strange pub owner

I was amazed when my American friend said to me, “G’day mate” in the first time we met. We were pen pals for two years long but I could not understand at once his slang phrase. In fact, I was really embarrassed at first and thought he was taking the Mickey out of me. I did not know what I should do for a couple of seconds. After taking several deep breaths, I asked him to go for barbies. American likes barbies very much, don’t they? But he refused because he thought barbies were not good in the big smoke. He suggested going to the outback instead. But the outback was rather far, so I insisted not to go because the big smoke’s barbies actually went down like a summer night’s dream therefore we had not to go anywhere.

We backpacked for a long way. I nearly went arse over tit more than three times because my friend’s baggage was too heavy. Finally, we reached a pub where sold alcoholic drinks. Feeling fantastic, we yelled out and said “Get it up ya” and “cheers” many times. I and my mate drank very much. I drank more than ten stubbies and my friend drank two times as much as me. Nearby our table was a young couple and I thought they were blind daters because when I saw them, the man was being behind the wheel with a bunch of flowers. In that romantic atmosphere, they always smiled at each other, and sometime kissed the other hesitantly without noticing other people. But their time would not last long.

At the end of the party, we only had a stubby left and I saw my friend’s face turned into a bit tinge of redness. Suddenly, I saw a big dingo run out of the table of one of the couples nearby. The dingo is a kind of Australian dog living in the wilderness. This time we saw it in the center of a big city. Other people at the bar yelled out then everything turned into chaos immediately. The dingo wound people up. They got angry and many girls yelled out loud, “Get lost, get lost,”! The dingo’s face showed patient and I saw it was not moved at all. At the time, I imagined the dingo was smiling at the patrons, telling them, “Nope, nope” and then laughed out loud. Finally, one man with a lot of muscles took a hammer and shouted, “Sure do, you will die soon”. The man bumped the dingo and punched it as hard as he could do. The dingo was gradually died. At that very moment, I imagined it was drawling through its nose, “Oh mate, I was just kidding! Why you killed me”. Poor the dog!

Police reached the scene after at least five minutes. Many people were injured by the incident. They waited in line for medical treatment. Many girls were bleeding and crying. They called the pub owner was “the cheap” due to his late calling for police’s arrival. The pub owner had to run up his credit card for cash because police charged him a fine for keeping wild animal, especially when it was a dingo, the Australian mascot. The dingo was Australia’s national animal like the kangaroo. The pub owner for sure will go behind bars for what he did.

Everyone got angry with the pub owner but I detected one thing very strange and interesting happened, when the pub owner crossing over one of the corps, I heard he whispered to this man, “You have to see where I am coming from”. That was amazing! Long live the worker!

19/02/2011
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Năm, 20 tháng 1, 2011

Strictly scheduled timetable

Strictly scheduled timetable from Thursday to Saturday for English examination:

Phase 1: Taking test

- Thursday morning: Unit 12 through Unit 14; +Practice test (Developing);

- Thursday afternoon: Practice test 1 - 3 (1 hour and 30 minutes including intermission for each test) (Target);

- Thursday evening: Practice test 4 - 6 (1 hour and 30 minutes including intermission for each test) (Target);

Phase 2: Speaking rehearsal and Overall revising

- Friday morning and afternoon: overall revising;

- Friday evening and Saturday morning: speaking rehearsal;

- Saturday afternoon: practicing and rehearsing in speaking through 15 prescribed topics with Mr. Dang - He will be mentoring and adjusting (distinguished feature in my timetable);

- Saturday evening: final overall revising.

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SUNDAY: TALKING TEST.

GOD BLESS ME!

20/01/2011
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 12, 2010

Luck

INITIAL WORDS: This is a short story called 'LUCK' written by writer Mark Twain, one of the most successful American writers and humorists. It is said that he was the greatest humorist of his age. When we were in high school, we got a chance to meet Mark Twain through a novel so-called 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer '. He knows admirably how to describe his character Tom Sawyer as well as the complex-multiple American culture. And here is another story for people who love Mark Twain as well as people who used to love Tom Sawyer. The story is full of humorous anecdotes told by Mark Twain's satirically-writing style. I have read this story many times when I feel sad and lost, when I feel life does not go along the way as it should go or the way I managed it to go. This time it may help you find out the fact not the truth about our lives and may help you feel better with a slightly-smiling face and sympathize the fact not the truth on which our lives are going on. Sometimes, life does not give you the result which you deserve to win. Sometimes we claim that life is not fair enough. But who knows? Life is just going on as a fate, the fate we cannot completely change in some ways! Throughout this story, I hope you will enjoy facts in our daily lives as well as a satirically-writing style of a genius, the one who is highly praised as the most important feature and typically represented for a long period of American-style literature. Best regards!)

I was at a dinner in London given in honor of one of the most celebrated English military men of his time. I do not want to tell you his real name and titles. I will just call him Lieutenant General (1) Lord Arthur Scoresby.

I cannot describe my excitement when I saw this great and famous man. There he sat, the man himself, in person, all covered with medals. I could not take my eyes off him. He seemed to show the true mark of greatness. His fame had no effect on him. The hundreds of eyes watching him, the worship of so many people, did not seem to make any difference to him.

Next to me sat a clergyman, who was an old friend of mine. He was not always a clergyman. During the first half of his life he was a teacher in the military school at Woolwich. There was a strange look in his eye as he leaned toward me and whispered – “Privately – he is a complete fool.” He meant, of course, the hero of our dinner.

This came as a shock to me. I looked hard at my friend. I could not have been more surprised if he has said the same thing about Napoleon, or Socrates, or Solomon. But I was sure of two things about the clergyman. He always spoke the truth. And, his judgment of men was good. Therefore, I wanted to find out more about our hero as soon as I could.

Some days later I got a chance to talk with the clergyman, and he told me more. These are his exact words: About forty years ago, I was an instructor in the military academy at Woolwich, when young Scoresby was given his first examination. I felt extremely sorry for him. Everybody answered the questions well, intelligently, while he – why, dear me – he did not know anything, so to speak. He was a nice, pleasant young man. It was painful to see him stand there and give answers that were miracles of stupidity.
I knew of course that when examined again he would fail and be thrown out. So, I said to myself, it would be a simple, harmless act to help him as much as I could.

I took him aside and found he knew a little about Julius Caesar’s history. But, he did not know anything else. So, I went to work and tested him and worked him like a slave. I made him work, over and over again, on a few questions about Caesar, which I knew he would be asked.

If you will believe me, he came through very well on the day of the examination. He got high praise too, while others who knew a thousand times more than he were sharply criticized. By some strange, lucky accident, he was asked no questions but those I made him study. Such an accident does not happen more than once in a hundred years.

Well, all through his studies, I stood by him, with the feeling a mother has for a disabled child. And he always saved himself by some miracle.

I thought that what in the end would destroy him would be the mathematics examination. I decided to make his end as painless as possible. So, I pushed facts into his stupid head for hours. Finally, I let him go to the examination to experience what I was sure would be his dismissal from school. Well, sir, try to imagine the result. I was shocked out of my mind. He took first prize! And he got the highest praise.

I felt guilty day and night – what I was doing was not right. But I only wanted to make his dismissal a little less painful for him. I never dreamed it would lead to such strange, laughable results.

I thought that sooner or later one thing was sure to happen: The first real test once he was through school would ruin him.

Then, the Crimean War (2) broke out. I felt that sad for him that there had to be a war. Peace would have given this donkey a chance to escape from ever being found out as being so stupid. Nervously, I waited for the worst to happen. It did. He was appointed an officer. A captain, of all things! Who could have dreamed that they would place such a responsibility on such weak shoulders as his.

I said to myself that I was responsible to the country for this. I must go with him and protect the nation against him as far as I could. So, I joined up with him. And away we went to the field.

And there – oh dear, it was terrible. Mistakes, fearful mistakes – why, he never did anything that was right – nothing but mistakes. But, you see, nobody knew the secret of how stupid he really was. Everybody misunderstood his actions. They saw his stupid mistakes as works of great intelligence. They did, honestly!

His smallest mistakes made a man in his right mind cry, and shout and scream too – to himself, of course. And what kept me in a continual fear was the fact that every mistake he made increased his glory and fame. I kept saying to myself that when at last they find out about him, it will be like the sun falling out of the sky.

He continued to climb up, over the dead bodies of his superiors. Then, in the hottest moment of one battle down went our colonel. My heart jumped into my mouth, for Scoresby was the next in line to take his place. Now, we are in for it, I said…

The battle grew hotter. The English and their allies were steadily retreating all over the field. Our regiment occupied a position that was extremely important. One mistake now would bring total disaster. And what did Scoresby do this time – he just mistook his left hand for his right hand…that was all. An order came for him to fall back and support our right. Instead, he moved forward and went over the hill to the left. We were over the hill before this insane movement could be discovered and stopped. And what did we find? A large and unsuspected Russian army waiting! And what happened – were we all killed? That is exactly what would have happened in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred. But no – those surprised Russians thought that no one regiment by itself would come around there at such a time.

It must be the whole British army, they thought. They turned tail, away they went over the hill and down into the field in wild disorder, and we after them. In no time, there was the greatest turn around you ever saw. The allies turned defeat into a sweeping and shining victory.

The allied commander looked on, his head spinning with wonder, surprise and joy. He sent right off for Scoresby, and put his arms around him and hugged him on the field in front of all the armies. Scoresby became famous that day as a great military leader – honored throughout the world. That honor will never disappear while history books last.

He is just as nice and pleasant as ever, but he still does not know enough to come in out of the rain. He is the stupidest man in the universe.

Until now, nobody knew it but Scoresby and myself. He has been followed, day by day, year by year, by a strange luck. He has been a shining soldier in all our wars for years. He has filled his whole military life with mistakes. Every one of them brought him another honorary title. Look at his chest, flooded with British and foreign medals. Well, sir, every one of them is the record of some great stupidity or other. They are proof that the best thing that can happen to a man is to be born lucky. I say again, as I did at the dinner, Scoresby’s a complete fool.
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(1) Lieutenant general: highest rank in the military, four-star general.

(2) Crimean War: (1853-56) a war between Russia on one side, and Britain, France, Turkey, and Sardinia on the other. It started because Britain and France believed that Russia intended to take control of the Balkans (=southeast Europe) , and it ended when the Russians were defeated and lost control of their naval base at Sevastopol.

Mark Twain

28/12/2010
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Hai, 20 tháng 12, 2010

On Books

Because of my work, I move a lot. Each time, it takes a few months before the new house becomes familiar. And I’ve noticed, time and time again, the peculiar moment when a new house suddenly transforms into being a familiar home: it’s the moment I unpack the boxes to put my books on the shelves. As the books are being lifted out of the boxes to fill the shelves, I feel my past also leaps out and fills up the present.

I have quite a lot of books. Some I’ve read once; some many times; some I’ve read a half; and some only a few pages. But I always know when a book goes missing. And it bothers me when someone borrows my books and forgets to return them, even though I must admit that I myself sometimes commit the same crime.

Among my books, the ones that I hold closest to my heart are the old books that have been bent out of shape by time. Like the one that I carried with me to India that rainy season – its pages had been soaked and curled up by moisture, such that it forever lost its original shape. Or the one I left for a month atop the wooden desk on the forth floor of my parents’ house back in Hanoi (that house is always filled with sunshine) — the color on the cover of that book has faded. Watching the books fade with time gives me the same feeling as watching my parents, relatives, and friends grow old with each day past.

I never write or highlight on the pages of my books. Just like I never want to paint my friends’ faces with dirt.
Time and space put limits on our life in the sense that each of us can only live one life and be in one place at a particular time. The pages of books, then, serve as windows that open us to lives of others and worlds elsewhere. And just like windows, they also let the sun shine through and into our own lives.

Thus, we read not only to satisfy our desire to know about the universe and life but we also read in order to nurture that desire to know. When we find the answer to a question through a book, we will naturally come up with two new questions and such questions will lead us to new books.

Of course, we can’t find all answers in books because real life is so much larger than books. There are things that books can’t teach us because there are things we can’t fully understand until we’ve crashed and burned in life. And there are also things that are better communicated through speaking than writing.

But on the other hand, we can learn from books more than we expect because there are many things we cannot express in spoken words. Human relationships hinge on certain rules: our everyday life is already tiring, thus we should not make it harder for others by imposing on them our own torments. When we speak, we are making that imposition because the act of speaking demands immediate attention of the listener at that very moment. When we write, however, we let our readers choose their own time to communicate with us. Expressed at wrong times, the most heartfelt message can become inappropriate and lost. Books, however, give us the great advantage of being always stable over time.

Books are special friends who always come to us with an open heart. When we move, these friends accompany us. Forever they are waiting for us on the shelves.

(original adaption in Vietnamese by professor Ngô Bảo Châu, translated into English by writer Phan Việt)

20/12/2010
Hồ Quốc Nam 
http://hoquocnam.blogspot.com

Thứ Sáu, 10 tháng 12, 2010

New day has come

Life is coming up with tons of bricks on me but I still love it. So many things to do: wash dirty clothes (I almost have not done this boring work for all week’s time); do Mr. Thong-given assignment (the one I have postponed many times and finally I have to take up that great responsibility); write two essays (one is about language learning and another is about Tobacco and Salt intake Enforcement. They all sound great!). I will have finished those works by today’s evening.

Everything seems taking more time than I expected. On other words, I think that I am a timing-arrangement spaz! It is believed that I do not care if finally I accomplish my missions. More important, I should feel grateful if eventually I am still in love with what I have done, what I am going to do and about to do. I should hope so.

I feel uplifted with a strict and fascinating timetable on week’s days left. Saturday morning is filled up with a convention about Art of communicating. Hope there is something I can learn from it. Saturday afternoon and Sunday morning are about English classes in preparatory B course. And Sunday afternoon is about going fishing out with my elder brother. We need to relax and take a getaways trip in remote area on the weekend. A timetable will not be changed and could not be better.

Time is too short for wasting when my health problems seem to be defeated temporarily. Thankfully, my nose stops leaking liquid and my eyes’ sight are now clearer and clearer. As long as my health can stand under strenuous working pressure, and still good enough, I know I can still forge on. Thank my beloved one who used to say: It is lucky when every morning you wake up, you find out that you have something to do, you are about to change something. And thankfully, I have found out those days in row.

I know I have to do something to change my life, I know I am about to do something to change the way the common people are now thinking about me! It is about time to take drastic action. I write this note for ones who are reading this stuff, for ones with whom I still in love, for ones who still love me and for ones who always encouraging me when I feel lost!

I know a new day has come!..

10/12/2010
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 12, 2010

Hãy điên theo cách của bạn :D

Trả lời câu hỏi bằng tên các bài hát với phương châm là: "Hãy điên theo cách của bạn!" :D)

Bắt đầu: 
1. Nếu ai đó nhận xét rằng "Bạn rất ổn!" bạn sẽ nói
 You Are My Angel - Seiko Matsuda

 2. Bạn sẽ tự giới thiệu như thế nào về bản thân?
 I Am The World - The Bee Gees

3. Bạn thích điều gì ở 1 chàng trai/cô gái ?
 First Time - Eminem & Lil Wayne (Ke ke. Ai muốn hiểu sao thì hiểu. :D)

 4. Hôm nay bạn cảm thấy như thế nào?
 Top of the World - The Carpenters 

5. Mục đích sống của bạn là gì?
Heal The World - Michael Jackson

6. Phương châm của bạn là gì ?
 Just Do It - Scout Niblett

7. Bạn tự nhận xét bạn!
Bad Boy - Backstreet Boys

8. Bố mẹ bạn nghĩ gì về bạn?
 You are Simply The Best - Tina Turner =))

9. Dạo này bạn hay nghĩ đến chuyện gì??
 Money Money - ABBA (đang túng)

 11. Bạn nghĩ gì về người bạn thân nhất của mình ?
YOU Are My Hiding Place - Sons of Christ

12. Câu chuyện cuộc đời của bạn là gì ?
Like FLying - Jesse Matheson

13. Khi lớn lên bạn muốn làm gì ?
Mr. President - LL Cool J Featuring Wyclef Jean (ông Nguyễn Bảo Toàn sẽ là Ngài cố vấn :D)

14. Bạn nghĩ gì khi nhìn thấy người mà bạn thích?
 I Am Yours - Jason Mraz

15. Bạn sẽ nhảy trên nền nhạc gì trong lễ cưới ?
 I Will Never Let You Go - The Celtic Tenors (Kaka, chắc dễ ăn đấm lắm!)

16. Trong đám ma của bạn ng ta sẽ chơi bài nhạc gì ?
 Funny Funny - Sweet =))

17. Sở thích của bạn là gì ?
 Do it Yourself - Uniting Nations (tạm dịch là “tự xử” =)))

18. Bí mật lớn nhất của bạn là gì ? 
 Secret Garden - Shuhei Kita

19. Nỗi sợ lớn nhất của bạn là gì ?
 Kick Ass - MIKA - RedOne (bị hoài :D)

20. Điều bạn muốn ngay lúc này ?
 Trouble is a friend – Lenka (đang full of troubles :D)

21. Bạn nghĩ gì về những người bạn của mình ?
 Foolish Foolish - Yuya Matsushita

22. Nếu bạn có nuôi một con lợn, tên nó sẽ là ?
 Honey Honey - Amanda Seyfried, Ashley Lilley & Rachel McDowall  (ai muốn làm con lợn của mình? =)))

23. Bộ phim yêu thích ?
 Kiss Ass - Mika (ặc)

24. Hành động điên nhất từng làm?
 Let You Go - Trax

25. Tên note sẽ là ?
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood -  Santa Esmeralda (tạm dịch, “Đừng hiểu lầm là tớ bị khùng, tớ chỉ muốn đùa thôi! :D”)

03/12/2010
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Hai, 22 tháng 11, 2010

Truyện cực ngắn số 7: Lương thiện

Chí Phèo la lên:

- Tao muốn làm người lương thiện. Ai cho tao lương thiện?

Hắn buộc miêng:

- Khốn nạn thằng Nam Cao.

22/11/2010
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Ba, 16 tháng 11, 2010

Truyện cực ngắn số 6: Hôn

Lần đầu tiên hắn hôn một cô gái, tóc của cô ta quấn đầy vào cổ hắn.

Từ đó trở về sau, mỗi khi hôn các cô gái khác, hắn luôn lấy hai tay che cổ họng mình lại.

16/11/2010
Hồ Quốc Nam

Thứ Hai, 15 tháng 11, 2010

Truyện cực ngắn số 5: Đổi nghề

Hắn làm nghề phê bình văn học. Mỗi lần bắt đầu phê bình ai là hắn bắt đầu khạc nhổ. Hắn càng khạc nhổ nhiều thì tác phẩm của hắn càng hay.

Một hôm thức dậy, hắn thấy cổ họng mình khô khốc. Hắn không thể nào tiếp tục khạc nhổ được nữa. Bỏ nghề. Hắn chuyển sang làm chính trị.

15/11/2010
Hồ Quốc Nam

Truyện cực ngắn số 4: Liệt dương

Năm Anh 20 tuổi, Em 21 tuổi.

Năm Anh 40 tuổi, Em 22 tuổi.

Năm Anh 60 tuổi, bác sĩ bảo Anh bị liệt dương, năm đó Em 80 tuổi.

15/10/2010
Hồ Quốc Nam